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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Once there was a beautiful princess and whatever she touches melts. The king said anyone who brings an object that wouldn't melt can marry her. Three prince came. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. When the princess touched it, it melted. The second brought diamonds, it also melted. The third told her:

Put your hand in my pocket and feel what's in it.

She turned red as she felt something hard but didn't melt. They married and lived happily ever after.

What's in the prince's pants?

M&M's of course. Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

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